YOU!

Are you incredibly bored on a regular basis? Do you check sites like facebook, myspace, xkcd, addictinggames, or other sites several times a day with hope that they will have some update to make your day more interesting? Do you dream of the internet bringing joy to your life? Are you searching for a website that makes you feel as though Andrea Gill is in the same room as you, talking incessantly?

If you answered yes to all of those questions and are looking for a remedy, then look no further! Argill.blogspot.com, The Blog I Made for Class and Now Use for Other Purposes, by Andrea, can meet all of your needs. Be bored no more, since there are stories that you can read to relieve your boredom. Find joy by reading the aforementioned stories. Recommend it to your friends, and then you and your friends can talk about the blog to enliven conversations that previously weren't about this blog. Read the blog out loud to feel as though Andrea is actually in the room with you. For added reality, read the blog faster than people ever need to speak to get the full effect.

Instead of checking other sites regularly, check Andrea's blog! Add it to your favorites. Create a shortcut on your desktop. Follow this blog. Write the URL on a post-it next to your computer. Tatoo it on your hand so it's with you everywhere. Or memorize the URL so you can type it in anywhere. That's right, ANYWHERE. The Blog I Made for Class and Now Use for Other Purposes can be accessed by all computers with internet access! Whoa!
Argill.blogspot.com! Argill.blogspot.com! Argill.blogspot.com!

Thank you for taking this into consideration.
Andrea Gill. Overcomplicating lives since 1989.